Christmas Hours Are...
This little bit of nowhere is closed for the holiday. So go drink your egg nog and demand your figgy pudding and make funky-looking origami animals out of your wrapping paper. I tried to make a swan. It looks like an exploded ladybug instead...
As for tomorrow, if there is any life in me after the hell that will be Boxing Day shopping hours, my rant will probably be short and homoicidal or delusional. Something along the lines of: "Smash...customers evil...all of them...smash....just smash..."
Today's Lesson: a little phone call can go a long way to endearing you in someone else's heart.
posted by Phillip at 7:39 PM