A little bit of Nowhere

Ever notice how it's the little things in life that amuse us so much? More to the point, ever notice how it's the silly little idiocies in life that amuse us more than anything else? Well, this is not as much ''the little blog that could'' as it is ''the blog that enjoys going up the down escalator in your local mall.'' Will it have anything of real importance? No, probably not. But enjoy the ride never the less!

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Thursday, December 25, 2003
 
Christmas Hours Are...

This little bit of nowhere is closed for the holiday. So go drink your egg nog and demand your figgy pudding and make funky-looking origami animals out of your wrapping paper. I tried to make a swan. It looks like an exploded ladybug instead...

As for tomorrow, if there is any life in me after the hell that will be Boxing Day shopping hours, my rant will probably be short and homoicidal or delusional. Something along the lines of: "Smash...customers evil...all of them...smash....just smash..."

Today's Lesson: a little phone call can go a long way to endearing you in someone else's heart.